I had to clean out my spam email today (over 3000 of them) and as I scanned the titles to make sure nothing legit got caught in there, I was amused by some of the subject lines. So courtesy of my spam email I give you:
5 things you’d like to hear/see (just not in your spam mail):
1. So big it can’t be real
2. She will beg to give head after this
3. Your request has been approved.
4. So huge she nearly fainted
5. I need you, urgently!
And 5 things you never want to hear, whether it’s spam or not:
1. 3 inches can be yours
2. Your wife always mentions your little dimensions
3. You feel like a pig because your tool is not big
4. Hey, are you the guy who cannot make love?
5. Your member will grow like a flower but will never fade
“Your member will grow like a flower but will never fade.”
Yes, but how will it smell?
LOL!
My favorite are the mispelled ones I get : “Yur girlllfrreind will love this”
*shakes head*
I love when they want you to purchase a college degree, but there are misspellings throughout.
My all-time favorite (although I haven’t seen it in awhile) is, “Hey, do you want a Fuck-
Buddy?” The first time I saw this, I spewed coffee all over everything including myself.
LOL
SPAM mail definitely has some interesting subject titles.
LMAO
This one made me laugh my arse off.
“Dumb and poor? Here’s a simple way to make MONEY!”