So I had this brilliant idea that I was going to write this blog based on the 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon game. See if I could connect two seemingly unconnected blogs through sidebar links. It was a spectacular failure.
First, I had a hard time choosing an end and start point. I decided to start with Melani Blazer. Mostly because I know Mel didn’t have very many people linked in her sidebar (side note: when I went back to start with Mel’s Blog, I noticed she’d added people recently but I started there anyway). I thought that would make it more challenging. Oddly, that is NOT what made it impossible.
The end point was slightly more difficult. I had to bring in expert opinions (isn’t Yahoo IM a wonderful thing?) I thought I’d use an author outside of the romance genre. Stephen King and Patricia Cornwell were mentioned. Neither of them have blogs. And then I had this flash of brilliance. Rosie O’Donnell. She has a blog now. I’ll try to link Mel to her. And that’s where it became impossible.
Because, you see, Rosei O’Donnell’s blog frankly, sucks. It is poorly written and nonsensical. I have been blog hopping all day and I couldn’t find ANYONE who linked to ‘formerlyrosie’ in their sidebar. And really, who would? I mean, the whole thing is enough to make my head hurt.
So Mel, good news, as of right now, there’s absolutely no connection between you and Rosie O’Donnell.