I was sharing some of the phrases that have brought people to my blog with the Breakfast Bitches this morning and Shannon said I should blog them. I’m afraid to. Some of them are just wrong. But, in the interest of actually having a blog post, here we go, a list of some of the phrases that brings people to my blog from the past couple months:
mommy’s sexy pajamas – yeah, shorts and a tank-top. I hear Victoria’s Secret wants MY secret
nipples “bombs of blood” – uh… huh? Move along.
Monica Jackson nipples – you’re going to have to go ask Monica if she’s willing to share.
The suffocation of Sarah – I guess some people might want to do those Smart Bitches in some days
brianna’s sexy pics – ew. double ew. She’s just a baby you pervert!
humerous sexy images – like I’d open myself up to humiliation like that!
moms love confession – okay, well, there was this one time, at band camp…
babytalk cover contest – clearly my daughter would have won had I actually entered her 😉
mommy makes me shout – no comment
erotic fantasies: breastfeeding my husband without being pregnant – whatever floats your boat honey. But that is as far from MY erotic fantasy as you can possibly get since my nipples are OFF LIMITS!
sexy mom sucking – I do love me a good popsicle
absolutly free how to cornrow book – and man, I’ll bet you were pissed to end up here!
bitches getting tagged – anyone else sense the respect for women this guy has?
starting solids pooping – yes, those ARE some nasty diapers, aren’t they? And yes, they do poop less frequently if that’s what you were wondering. Glad to help 🙂
FRUSTRATED SINGLE MOMS.COM – the use of all caps would indicate a high level of frustration. Bet landing here didn’t help.
baby gagging herself – yeah, what’s that all about? Brianna likes to do this too.
nice mommy giving head to 5 men – any mommy giving head to 5 men can probably not be classified as nice. That is what we call an oxymoron. But what I want to know is why you came back?
Those were some of the more interesting phrases. I also got:
a variety of variations of Brianna – *waving to my MIL*
AngieW/Brianna’s mommy in various forms – hope you found all sorts of good dirt on me while you were looking.
someone entered almost the entire Heart song into google (I refuse to re-enter the whole thing here) – really, just a few key words is enough. what were you looking for if you knew all the lyrics?
And I got hits on a multitude of authors and books that I’ve reviewed. Which just goes to show that someone out there might read my opinion and it might make a difference. But probably not! Although I did notice that Elizabeth Vaughan came back to her own Warprize review several times. I guess she liked it 🙂
Wow!! There were some wild ones in there that’s for sure!
How do you do that?? I mean find the log of what hits brought someone to your site. I didn’t know you could do that. I’m a newbie blogger still. Only 4 months old…. it seems like such fascinating trivia.
Great Blog topic!!
Angie, it always tickles me pink when authors google search themselves then land on my blog to find that I’ve been slagging them off no end. I always have at least one scathing reference per week to make about JW Mckenna’s books, so he must have found me by now (g)
haha I get a lot of searches for Monica Jackson naked. Which is crazy because I definitely dont talk about her that much.
Popular year round searches for me include “figgy pudding” because I ONCE mentioned it and “Is Free pregnant with Jay-Z’s baby?”
Let me know if you ever come across “The suffocation of Candy,” just so I can start worrying for real.
Sure Candy, I’ll make sure and take note of that!
Jay, what’s bizarre is that I got another hit today for naked pics of Monica Jackson. I wonder if Monica knows there are so many that want to see her naked? LOL.
Michele- I answered your question in my movie meme comments. Sorry it took so long!
Karen, do you know, I was trying to think if I even KNOW who JW is and decided I definitly do not. But it sounds like that’s to my advantage!
He wrote a book at EC called Darkest Hour, you’d have to read it to truly appreciate it’s awfulness.