Because I can!
First, a joke that was posted on Cheyenne’s yahoo group that has had me giggling all day:
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed
“Breast-fed,” she replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered.
She did. He gently pinched her nipples, then pressed and kneaded . . . and then very gently stroked and massaged both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed. The doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came!”
And now, a few cartoons…
The first is copyright of Hathor The Cowgoddess
The second… I’ve already forgotten where I got it from, dang it! But needless to say, it’s not mine.