(yesterday)

Brianna: Mommy, who are you calling?

Me: *puzzled because I’m not holding a phone* No one.

A far off voice sounds: Hello, hello? Hellooooo?

*looking down, I see I’m sitting on my phone*

Me: Did I call you?

Josh: Yes.

Me: Oh. I sat on my phone. I guess my butt called you.

Josh: Whooo-hooooooo! Booty call! Oooh yeah!

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