I’m a firm believer in multi-tasking. At the appropriate time. Please put your paper away and actually LOOK at the road when you’re driving. 4-way stops are not optional, only if you want to, type of thing. Dumbass.

Dear madam,

Just because I look younger, and you look like an…well, just because you appear to be a year or two older than me, it doesn’t mean you can rudely butt in front of me when I’m asking a question and being waited on. I’m a firm believer in the “it’s never too late to teach an old dog new tricks”. Learn some manners.

Dear germs,

Next time, please don’t come home from daycare with my daughter. I don’t like uninvited guests and you were especially unwelcome.

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