So I’ve finally given up and “hired” someone to write a better bio for me. Come on, admit it, you guys were getting tired of the superhero bio.
She sent me a list of questions (which, being the good editor I am, I didn’t look at until AFTER I’d sent her a list of information. Whoops.) One of the questions was if I had any notable awards, accomplishments or accolades.
I just want to know, do you think being named Baroness Buttertuche would be an appropriate award/accomplishment/accolade for my bio? It even comes with its own pretty graphic.
P.S. Even having someone else write my bio is still painful, because I have to think of stuff and make it sound important. This is HARD WORK.