You suck. Bring back end zone celebrations. You’ve sucked all the color and fun out of the game, I swear. Remember when Johnson doing the funky chiken was cool? And the Dirty Bird (I liked the Dirty Bird) Or the River Dance by Chad Johnson?

Seriously, you get a touchdown, you celebrate. Those grown men on the other team need to suck it up, for real. But I do understand that there were reasons for the decision, players who took it too far and made it either obscene or an extreme taunt to the other team/fans. To them I say: you suck also, it’s because of you we have the No Fun League now. I miss end zone dances and I blame you.

Next you’ll tell me the Lambeau Leap is going to be against the rules.

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